— Beth Ditto (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?
Not paying bills
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude whose dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
i would watch that porn
My biggest question about this is: Churches have rivalries??